Wisdom of Winnie-the-Pooh

Continuing the experiment I started here…

Me:

“Tell me, what is it you plan to do
with your one wild and precious life?”

Winnie-the-Pooh:

“What must I do with my wild and precious life? I wonder what Piglet plans to do? I know the bees plan to make honey. But you never can tell with bees.”

He spends a while thinking about it and then says:

“I think I have done a lot already. I saved Piglet from the flood, helped Eeyore find his tail and even found the North Pole you see. Christopher Robin stuck the pole in the ground with a message that said ‘discovered by Pooh’. I think we still have to find the South Pole, East Pole and West Pole. Maybe I will do that. And I think I shall have lots of honey too.”